Jay and Tony tell you what you shouldn't be doing at the office holiday party. 

We are thankful for you, listener. Happy Thanksgiving from Jay, Tony and Omar. 

Old School, New School, need to know both. So let's unpack. 

It's the second part...What else do you need to know?

Answering the question you've been dying to know: who has the lowest Uber rating, Jay or Tony? We also discuss shortform TV, and parallels between TV and the music industry.

Bonjour mozerr-fackerrs. Jay and Tony discuss the importance of celebrity in selling TV, Tony's first experience with shellfish, and the ever-changing nature of the entertainment industry.  

See what we did there? KavaNAUGHTY. You're welcome, Maddow. We'll send a bill in the mail. Jay and Tony also discuss the Occu-Soap and music festivals.  

Jay and Tony discuss shooting in a beautiful city filled with human crap. Some other topics include speakeasies, Iowans, taking notes during meetings, trans dancers and dead fish. 

Is all press good press? Also, it seems many people are getting injuries...down there. 

We say a little prayer for you. 

Yes, you heard us. We're at the Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell. Bitch. 

Drop everything. Sound the alarms. Jay and Tony went to an industry party and sh*t got weird. 

Jay embarks on a new YouTube career. The guys unpack lessons from recent shoots. 

Welcome to the Rejection Hotline, Jay and Tony speaking. 

This is an encore presentation of Jay & Tony's interview with Big Brother Executive Producers Allison Grodner. Make sure you tune in to the premier on Wed June 27th on CBS. 

Ever heard of a show called Adoption Island? We didn't think so. 

Spoiler alert, Aziz doesn't like being approached. Especially not by drunken producers. 

One hint. It's not apathy. 

We're talking about Diversity in Hollywood, celeb packed parties, appealing to middle America and #Kanye. Listen up. 

This special guest goes by "Seahorse". Find out why. 

Welcome to D Block. At least you don't have to deal with network budgets though. 

And the winner is...nobody. We're all screwed.  

Jay fails signing in @ YouTube, and gets replaced by a hat at a screening. Tony learns what a power bottom is. 

Memories and entertainment. #playboy #UCBerkley #antisocialmedia

Louis XVI is up in this bitch. 

A Jay & Tony tribute to Stephen Hawking

JK. Please shower responsibly.  

Welcome back. Buckle up. 

Jay pees next to celebrities. Documentary is making a comeback.

Finish what you start. Writer & Co-EP of UnReal Seasons 3 & 4 (and a whole lot more) continues his chat with the guys. 

David Israel, Co-EP & writer of UnReal seasons 3 & 4 explains the comedy in drama, Tracy Morgan, what makes for a good writer's room & much more.  

#Oprah2020 #TimesUp #TonyBathroomProblems

Live from the North Pole, it's Santa at his finest

This special guest explains how she went from 0 to hosting broadcast TV in 60 seconds. Well, not 60 seconds...the Southwest flight took several hours. 

What's your brand in this TV clusterf***? 

#MENghazi. Shoutout to the listener this episode is based on. 

Happy Thanksgiving, world! 

Ever heard of him? Well somebody called him to pay a visit to the guys. Woke time. 

Welcome to hell. Let's go. 

Round and round it goes. And round and round it goes. Where it stops, nobody knows. 

A kick in the nuts or a pat on the back?

You asked the questions, now we’re answering them. Oh. And our assistant got kicked out of Soho House. WTF. 

Jeff Katzenberg, we need to talk. Other topics include the douchery of manspreading, Brits, and the art of living in the now (for $16). 

Do Jay & Tony actually pull 'em out during this episode?? Don't ask me...Have HR's number saved on your speed dial and listen up! 

Our guest opens up on how he moved from assistant in scripted comedy to development executive in unscripted. Meanwhile, our audience continues to bet on who can host a solo podcast better: Jay or Tony. 

The guys discuss Hollywood "lunches", the power of words, and you guessed it...Tony's newest encounter with a small smelly dead rodent. 

The guys discuss Facebook TV, Jay's weird way of saying words beginning with the letter H, and putting small animals down to rest. 

Finally reunited after a couple of weeks, the guys discuss looking for differences vs similarities in people, automatic OOO email replies, and the few people of Guam that listen to our podcast. 

The guys discuss ratings, attaboys, bad news Fridays and sad, sad, microwaved bacon.

The guys chat with Exec Producer of MTV's hit show Catfish: David Metzler.  

The guys discuss the dying form of traditional cable TV & the importance of acknowledging the smell of rotting corpses. 

Spoiler Alert: An editor threw a burrito at this supervising post-producer. 

Coming to you live, it's Jay & Tony Edit Bay Live! Welcome to the world of comedy post-production, where stories come to life. 

Each week, Executive Producers Jay Blumenfield and Tony Marsh discuss the business and inner-workings of reality television, as well as share absurd behind-the-scenes stories, pop culture trivia, and what it means to be alive in the 21st century.  A must listen for TV fans, aspiring producers, former employees, podcast junkies, and the bed ridden.

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